A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

But when a girl needs to go she s gotta go too

Its easy for blokes in the great outdoors;

No need to squat or pull down your draws

We can pee any time any place any where

No matter the weather or who else is there

All we need is a wall or a hedge or a tree

It s easy to do when you stand up to pee

But what if you crave to be one of the boys

To join in the japes and play swords with our toys?

Now all girls can pee like the bird in Full Monty

Wherever you are you can pee standing up

With the aid of this wonderful new fangled wee cup.