Topless waitress for local cafe
Duties to include serving at tables,
Food and beverage preparation and mopping up mud.
Only locals may apply
Contact Debbie at Chilli Jam Cafe
Certified electrician does jobs for cash!
No job to big, too small,too crap
Baby sitting service also available
Contact Nobby for detail;s
SALE!!!!!
Cut price electricity and gas by the bucket full
Cheques, bankers drafts and credit cards only.
Miminum orders 2 trillion KW
Contact Nobby for details
Professional certified electrician
with own van !!!!!!!!
No job too big , but I don’t want anything too small or crap as I have an expensive van to pay for, unlike that other bloke.
Baby sitting not available-what do you think i am ?
See Wrighty for a quote and your bank manager for a loan.
(you think vans are cheap)
Smelly feet? Unsightly athletes foot? Supperating sores and gangrenous blisters.
Don’t call me cos I can’t stand the sight of ‘em, but if your young nubile and pneumatic and don’t mind me looking up your skirt while I faff with your feet,
Call Flaky for details
Girlfriend wanted -must have big tits and own full susser.
Please send pics of tits and bike.
Ring Frosty or Kev for details.
Career Counselling-
Career going nowhere, stuck in a rut?
Join the club - you’ll fit in well
Get a life and get out on your bike more,loser.
Ride to Work Scheme.
Fed up of joining the rat race in your car every morning?
Why not bike to work along Cheshire leafy lanes and die trying to keep up with Axel instead.
Contact Axel or Lardy for details
Friends - anyone, anywhere would do - preferably near Crawley
See Billy for details
Cheap quality plasterer
To take up mountainbiking
Must be local, gullible and prepared to work long hours for fuck all
See Lardy for details